penis probe

A probe that is used to inspect the inside of your dick. Mainly used by gay aliens who suck the juice out of your cock.

“We need to inspect his dick with a penis probe”

by WeinerWank’nWilly November 25, 2019

penis fag

A penis that goes into another person peenhole who is a guy

That guy has a penis fag

by pussy beater 405 April 11, 2019

Pixelated penis

Niggas with androids

Bro if you have an android you have a pixelated penis

by Falliblepage137 April 14, 2019

Penis pilot

A man that has such a small brain, that at times he has to let his Penis make decisions for him, this leads to many awkward social interaction

Man, Dave was such a Penis pilot yesterday, he was hitting on this girl and WOULD NOT accept that she wasn’t interested

by Nikola_The_Tesla December 8, 2019

penis dial

to accidentally dial someone's phone number with ones penis while carrying the phone in the front pocket, leaving a confused person on the other end of the line. Often, this is a result of getting an erection while carrying the phone in ones front pocket. Analogous to a butt dial.

You penis dialed me. Again!

by helico December 25, 2019

penis grapes

big and round

penis grapes r so good n juice

by bitchhahha April 28, 2019

penis divorce

When two docking penises undock.

We heard somebody coming up the stairs, so we had to penis divorce really fast.

by fuckazoid jones May 1, 2019