A guy who claims to know everything about women and sex, but has probably only had sex maybe once or twice.
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¹bag of chicharrones "pork rinds or Porky's"
¹meat pouch or summer sausage "if you never been to prison get a chilorio meat pouch if your doin burritos"
¹bag or rice
¹olive can or whatever
¹ chili lime ramen not cup of noodle
mayo
Squeeze cheese
And oh yea beans duh
Then chips or corn nuts or crackers
Onions and tomatoes and seasoning at own preference
Oh yea cook it in a bad or your a bitch
¹bag of chicharrones "pork rinds or Porky's"
¹meat pouch or summer sausage "if you never been to prison get a chilorio meat pouch if your doin burritos"
¹bag or rice
¹olive can or whatever
¹ chili lime ramen not cup of noodle
mayo
Squeeze cheese
And oh yea beans duh
Then chips or corn nuts or crackers
Onions and tomatoes and seasoning at own preference
Oh yea cook it in a bad or your a bitch
Real programmer spread after they get high like we're really in jail and because it's better than any restraunt unless me and my crew are working at chilis or lumberjacks or in the house bitch home and away
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Players in this game commonly invest in anthills which they connect together via tubing. They then each buy a different species of ant and put them in the anthills, with "resources", like food. Each species of ant then goes about building their colony until they come into conflict with another species, which they will instinctively attack. The goal of this game is total eradication of the other ant species.
Players in this game commonly invest in anthills which they connect together via tubing. They then each buy a different species of ant and put them in the anthills, with "resources", like food. Each species of ant then goes about building their colony until they come into conflict with another species, which they will instinctively attack. The goal of this game is total eradication of the other ant species.
"Hey man, wanna real life rts with us next month?? We're getting the big African ants!"
"Sorry, I'm not really into small-time genocide."
"Sorry, I'm not really into small-time genocide."
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- fuck that nigga. real shkits no poppity.
- fuck that nigga. real shkits no poppity.
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According to Google, da physical contact between Genuine Risk and a competing horse was a real Codex moment, and "still stings 40 years later".
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