cuban mustache wax

similar to a face ride, but not quite

a cuban mustache wax is when you pour olive oil all over your face, the gal rides your mustache after she's applied nair w/o removing it all over her coochie

gimme dat cuban mustache wax, doll

by Monkey Breff February 14, 2025

cuban mustache wax

similar to a face ride, but not quite

a cuban mustache wax is when you pour olive oil all over your face, the gal rides your mustache after she's applied nair w/o removing it all over her coochie

gimme dat cuban mustache wax, doll

by Monkey Breff February 14, 2025

mommy mustard

When you and the boys have a bowl of mustard and you dip your fingers in it and run around chasing and tickling each other yelling “Mommy Mustard”

Tim’s hands were yellow as he chased after Bobby

“Mommy Mustard Mommy Mustard” Tim yelled as his fingers caressed Bobby’s belly

by Jommbo February 28, 2025

hairy mustard gorilla gay balls

When you are gay and cover your hairy balls in mustard and have a gorilla fondle your nuts

Person A: "Hey what's steve doing?"
Steve: "Im doing hairy mustard gorilla gay balls rn."
Person A: "Thats kinda gay"
Steve: "I know"

by goofyfoog March 31, 2025

Jewish mustard tag

Jewish mustard tag is a cultural jewish game, where you put mustard on your long sausage and tag children.

"me and uncle jew played jewish mustard tag"

by I <3 femboys April 17, 2025

making mustard

when a bloke opens his anal cavity and lets out stink air (fart) followed by a huge announcement of making mustard in his pants.

oh man i just saw elias walking down the street and he was TOTALLY making mustard when we made eye contact!

by mcdih April 20, 2025

Text Mustard

A slang term for how smart you are.

Bro has a level 100 text Mustard!
He is really smart, after all.

by Remydacat February 4, 2026