Jerry got bored with his wife's tasteless vagina, so he gave her a barbecue muffin to spice things up.
by Crunchy Dark April 28, 2014

A person who is very odd, out of place, weird. This term is usually used by those who are ferda, or in a frat. Pronounced (Maw-fin). Created by Dunks + Clark on MyLittleMuffinReviews on TikTok
by Duncan Higgins July 7, 2025

by CerealRapist September 24, 2016

by CouchAstronaut November 20, 2016

Very similar to a Cheeky Dick Waffle, but leaning more toward 'douche bag' or 'needs to be punched in the throat' than 'clever'.
Westborough Baptist Church supporter: "Well, I think those children needed to die. It's a SIGN FROM G-
Random guy in the back of room: Oh, shut your whore mouth, you snazzy douche muffin. No one asked for your opinion.
Random guy in the back of room: Oh, shut your whore mouth, you snazzy douche muffin. No one asked for your opinion.
by Leyulf September 30, 2013


the most adorable existence and great best friend, funny, smort and friendly. will keep you safe and is the best friend you could ever have
by kitten.kitkat November 26, 2020
