Michael Springer 

A 5’8 skinny white kid who loves to measure the volume of calculators and sit flat as a board while having sex with his girlfriend. Also wears big white dad shoes that he claims “aren’t dad shoes”. HAPPY BIRTHDAY MICHAEL!!!

Damn, I’d fuck that Michael springer kid but his dad shoes are just too white.

Michael Springer by Edubz October 5, 2017

michael crutcher 

A player or a pimp with a blonde who is too good for him named Tasha

Michael crutcher is A player or a pimp with a blonde who is too good for him named Tasha

michael crutcher by Hey you girl October 12, 2017

michael mahoney 

Also known as big cat. Usually found in a police uniform.

I wonder what the cops are here for, we'd better ask Michael Mahoney!

michael mahoney by mthgrll97 October 28, 2017

Michael Keaton's Batman 

One of the best in the Bat suit. Movie and his performances were well received despite the naysayers before the movie was screen.

Troy "Did you watch Michael Keaton's Batman?"
Fred "Oh yeah man, he hung upside down in one of the scenes"

Michael Keaton's Batman by Jonathan-Ang October 31, 2017

michael harden 

A guy who knows how to treat a girl name kaylin right who is a perfect guy who makes a girl happy all the time he is a pefect boy he is an nice guy to kaylin thats why Kaylin loves him as a friend.

Michael harden is a great friend

michael harden by Mioni coe May 2, 2018

Michael Marlowe 

Biggest Vape God On The Earth

You might vape but you're not as good as Michael Marlowe

Michael Marlowe by peteymcpeterton January 28, 2018

michael bourtman 

A very dumbass kid that dosent under stand the meaning of things
He is a bitch and a dumbass

Michael bourtman dumbass

michael bourtman by Kkaanneerrtt January 25, 2018