Mexican Staring Contest

When someone standing around creepily stares down a passing girls ass in admiration

Hannah don't look but i think those guys are having a mexican staring contest with you

by goatsicle August 23, 2012

Mexican Wrestling Mask

A sexual act where a person, who is fully reclined on a Lazy Boy or some other form of reclining chair, has their forehead, nose and eyes covered by a fully stretched nut sack similar to how a Mexican Wrestling Mask is worn.

I gave my wife a Mexican Wrestling Mask last night and she was pissed!

by FavreisGOD March 27, 2008

Mexican Stinky Balls

When you intentionally fart while t-bagging someone

Mike was such a dick to me last night that not only did i t-bag him this morning but i went the extra mile and gave him the mexican stinky balls

by Cinammon Warlord August 9, 2008

poor mexican lunch

School lunch. This term was developed because only poor mexicans are seen eating lunch served in school cafeterias.

First foo: "Dude what are you having for lunch?"

Second foo: "I'm having poor mexican lunch today"

First foo: "Aw dude gay, that sucks."

by spencomaniac January 1, 2010

Mexican Bar Mitzvah

When you hook up with a girl who has both braces and a mustache.

Last time I went to Club Med, I couldn't find any hot chicks at all. I was forced to have a Mexican Bar Mitzvah with one of 'em and wound up with a serious rash on my face.

by Grinhazenbl January 20, 2011

Mexican Cat Whistle

A mexican Cat Whistle is when a man blows a large amount of air into a woman's vagina, then inserts his penis promptly before the ensuing monster quif.

Wow, last night I gave Stacy a mexican cat whistle that lasted for thirty seconds. I hope that shit isn't permanent.

by Very wise Man February 27, 2011

mexican sugar dance

Where a person in mexico dig up a body, use electricity to make it move, and have sex with it

"Wanna join us for our Mexican sugar dance?"
"No you fucking psycho, I'd rather get a cleveland steamer from your mom."

"Gross."

by GetGotMan April 8, 2018