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jake

a white kid whos mom started fucking with a black guy named tyrese after her second marriage failed , he hears his mom getting pounded every night , he plays basketball, has one black friend , lives in the suburbs , and hates his mom
jerome: aye jake whos that black guy in the benz that picks you up from school ?

jake: thats my moms boyfriend his name is tyrese

jerome: oh thats what shes into ..... i knew it too !

jake: what do you mean ?

jerome: mann shut yo ass up and just hand her my number for me , or matter fact just give me her number real quick
by takeyabitchandhititquick May 28, 2016
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Jake Paul

When you kill yourself it was because of Jake Paul he ruins everything
Jake Paul made me do this kill that son of a bitch
by Joshua24200 February 12, 2019
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Jake

A very kind and intelligent man. He often is able to pull girls constantly. Jake is a very understanding and kind man. He is also known to have a very dirty side if the female is the right person for him. He is good at covering his true feelings but in the end is hard to let go of something or someone very important to him.
Ex. Jake and josh are best friends who will always be friends to the end due to Jake’s ability to understand and listen.
by Yourmomiskindahot223 August 11, 2021
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Jake And Mae

Jake and Mae is a online couple apart of a server called "Ashley's House" They have been poop raped before and are recovering.
Jake And Mae are both retarded!
by AshIeyRBX May 21, 2021
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Jake Girl

A girl who doesn’t ask many questions.
That girl is a doctor. Oh she is definitely not a Jake Girl.
by Jessetheboy April 7, 2022
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Jake maki

The most sexist and Amazingly funny down to earth Freestyling MC, that can always make someone smile; One who makes the best out of every situation, even if that means having to be too Gangster for everyone. The type of Man every woman wants, but can't have.
Fuck a happily ever after fairy tale love story, lets be 100% because all I need is a Jake maki in my life!!
by Karma maki March 9, 2019
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Jake

The most beautiful and gorgeous guy there is. He’s so kind and sweet and loyal, you can talk to him about anything. He’s so funny too, a little immature but can always crack you up and make you smile even on your worst days. If you get even luckier, you’ll get the chance to date a Jake.
Guy: “hey you know jake the really funny one?”

Girl: “You mean the really sexy one?”

Guy+Girl: “That’s him.”
by inlovewhim4ever November 12, 2022
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