by DaddyJake May 7, 2019
Get the Jacobmug. Jacob is a big chad, he makes people fall to their knees when they see his ugly mug. He snaps anyones arms if they look at him funny. He knows where u live so watch out. He has 700 hot babes.
Random hot babe: Hi jacob.
Jacob: yo wots up peng ting hop on my mobility scooter and we hed down my crib ye
Jacob: yo wots up peng ting hop on my mobility scooter and we hed down my crib ye
by Umpa lumpa December 6, 2020
Get the Jacobmug. jacob is the type of person that doesnt take his turn in monopoly and likes huge dick he is probably one of the gayest people in the world but sometimes he can be a homie when he isnt with his boyfriend. when he is with his boyfriend he likes to suck him off for hours
by kaya shepard April 17, 2020
Get the jacobmug. This is a boy, or girl, (no one knows their actual gender) They enjoy playing FORTNITE and SHELLSHOCKERS 12 hours a day, 8 days a week. Looks pretty sick in his big ass gamer head phones. Kinda lowkey a thot and can easily finesse your bitch. Always bullies little girls named Liam. Some ppl might consider him a gay pedophile cuz he likes little boys named Ryan more than his girlfriend. Really enjoys music, mostly Ariana Grande and likes to participate in show choir. These poor kids tend to get bullied a lot but its ok cuz they have awesome girlfriends that write things on Urban dictionary for them.
by fhcisbjdsbfjbasofbosafbosabgfo December 20, 2018
Get the Jacob Fortinmug. The most finest nigga you will ever meet 😍😍 he’s so fine like wtf she’s super cute and one day he’s ganna be a famous celebrity he has the most beautiful girl by his side elizabeth a lot of guys want her but she only wants him 👋🏽 Jacob is popular and he’s on drugs
Girl* I want Jacob
2nd girl* he has a girlfriend and she really loves him
Girl* yeah she’s so lucky
2nd girl* she isn’t lucky he is to be with a girl like her
Girl* Jacob and Elizabeth make a cute couple (:(
2nd girl* he has a girlfriend and she really loves him
Girl* yeah she’s so lucky
2nd girl* she isn’t lucky he is to be with a girl like her
Girl* Jacob and Elizabeth make a cute couple (:(
by -da realest October 20, 2019
Get the Jacobmug. Jacob is a huge ass gamer and he will get mad if you disturb his "gamer time." He will always read your messages, but not always answer you. If you call him, be sure to be ready for a decline XD he's not a mean person, he is just socially awkward and doesn't really like the idea of "outta school contact," it's okay tho. He's a wonderful friend and he will always be there for you =)
Person 1: I can't believe him!
Person 2: Who?
Person 1: Jacob! He's reading my messages but not answering me!
Person 2: he's a socially awkward person and you're interupting his gamer time.
Person 2: Who?
Person 1: Jacob! He's reading my messages but not answering me!
Person 2: he's a socially awkward person and you're interupting his gamer time.
by irishidiot-xx February 17, 2020
Get the Jacobmug.