Have it all worked out

To gain significant advantage or make one's way through the world by exploiting social dynamics, state institutions and weaponising the law (usually to the detriment of moral but naive others).

Cindy: "I'm so over my farting, snoring husband, but I need him. How about you?"
Jelissa: "Well I have no problems. I lined up a guy via Internet dating from the other side of the world, he knocked me up so I could have my baby and he's out of sight, out of mind. He pays me child support off the record out of guilt, and I get special single mother benefits. Then I married Enrique, but divorced him after four years for a payout and alimony. These days I just do what I want!"
Cindy: "Wow, you have it all worked out, don't you?"

by <LeIgHthaL> May 28, 2023

YoU hAvE tO pIcK a SiDe!

NOW CHOOSE! Group of evil retards A OR Group of evil retards B

Hym "Iam! YoU hAvE tO pIcK a SiDe! Group of evil retards A OR Group of evil retards B. Pick one."

Iam "What? Uuuuum... I don't know man... What's the difference?"

Hym "Welp, Group of evil retards A are a bunch of solipsistic narcissists who think you're inferior to them along moral and ideological lines (Unless you do what they want). Group of evil retards B (On the other hand) are narcissists who are all (kind of) trapped in their own solipsistic experience. AND they think they're superior to you along ideological and moral lines (Unless you do what they want)."

Iam 'Uuuuh, I'm not seeing a-"

Hym "YoU hAvE tO pIcK a SiDe!"

Iam "Ok! Um.. A-Er, no, B! B."

Hym 😱 "You digusting, racist freak! B!? You're clearly an evil retard."

Iam 😟 "Wha- You made me pick- How did race get involved?"

Hym "YOU WEREN'T SUPPOSED TO PICK THE EVIL RETARDED ONE!"

Iam "EVIL AND RETARDED WERE MY ONLY OPTIONS!"

Hym "WRONG! Wrong choice!"

Iam "I- How? So YOU picked A?"

Hym "What!? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I'm the greatest mind who's ever lived! I literally rival Shakespeare! Why would I be an evil retard!?BWAHAHAHAHAHA!"

Iam "Well I... You said I HAD to choose!"

Hym "AND YOU COULDN'T EVEN DO THAT RIGHT! AAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!"

by Hym Iam June 4, 2023

Valentino and Cameron having sex

Something that happens casually

Valentino and Cameron having sex will make your balls explode guaranteed

by Lionel Pepsi June 7, 2023

Does tuge have rizz?

Fuck no. This little squiggle diggle figgly giggly boy does not have rizz, he's alone as hell.

"Does tuge have rizz?"

"Fuck no"

by Bignotsmalljohn June 10, 2023

the haves and the have more

The opposite of “the haves and the have nots”. People with a lot of money along with people with even more money

The yacht club at the Hamptons was filled with the haves and the have more.

by Philly Hockey Player June 17, 2023

go have fun with yourself

go fuck yourself (minced oath)

You ate all the cake and you want me to make more? Go have fun with yourself.

by pocketer June 17, 2023

How much clean time do you have

When a female is known for sucking more than one males dick on any occasion and doesn't hesitate to suck another and another back to back in hopes of only to suck more ND more forever!! 😀

Her: Can I suck your dick?

Him: Hummm? Idk? How much clean time do you have?

by Gaggy p June 29, 2023