Having an Alex

Where an annoying bald ginger enters the room and creates a disturbance.

He's only having an Alex

by Dingleberry696969 February 14, 2019

National Have Sex With Your Friend Day

A day where you can ask your friend for sex (and they might say yes).

You:Hey let's have sex,today's national have sex with your friend day.

Friend:Sure

by Haideez January 03, 2022

i have something to say

When you see someone so sexy, but they’re so close to you that you have to be discreet.

*with friend at lunch and you see a sexy daddy munch man* “I have something to say”

by ILSDMUNCHING June 01, 2024

Take everything I have

Iiiiiiit... Had better not... Because I am not against doing the same to someone else...

Hym "Speaking of daughters, yours can 'take everything I have.' And I know, you struggle with interpretation so I'll spell it out for you: I mean both my weiner and seed. She can take it all. I'm speaking euphemistically about sex with your daughter. As opposed to literally."

by Hym Iam June 23, 2024

when i don't have time

opposite of "when i have time"

when i don't have time i usually do some work

by bitch1324yolo June 30, 2017

Having a Nice Day?

The greatest question ever to be asked.

Person: Hey, having a nice day?
AnotherPerson: You... you must be... awesome.

by Spastic Monkey July 20, 2012

i have a small penis

King of discord and Nick bait should have pink name

I have a small penis is clearly the best smash player

by DrSmall October 22, 2020