ghost poser

A person whose likeness is used in place of an authors true likeness in order to protect their privacy and/or appear to be something they are not such that they may be able to speak to certain issues they otherwise wouldn’t be able to.

The author was so ugly he hired me to be his ghost poser. Now I’m on the back of every copy of his book 😎

by Cedar Eizen December 12, 2022

ghost shit

When you bust a fat line of blow and you get the feeling of having to shit but it’s not there

I was so high on coke about to take a huge shit, but, alas, it was a ghost shit

by netra88 July 2, 2019

ghost elephant

A woman you match with on a dating app that show up in person as a elephant sized woman.

I met a woman from hinge the other day and she was a ghost elephant.

by C3hawes January 31, 2023

ghosty ghost

When two people simultaneously ghost eachother. But the last text from whoever was the last to text can’t be a question.

The both decided to ghost eachother. So they Both ghosty ghosted.

by Bananas34 July 11, 2020

Ghost V

Ghost V is your mom's vagina that squirts more than your girlfriends and you kinda like it. No judge.

The juices from that ghost v was insane.

by TheGhostVThatTalksToMe October 28, 2022

Ghost Gooning

Ghost Gooning- The act of jerking off publicly without anybody knowing.

I was in the car with my family the other day and Ghost Gooned.

Ghost Gooning- Secretley getting off with nobody noticing or knowing.

by FuttBucker9000 July 26, 2025

Ghost Freeman

A weapon in the war against wordAntioch/word

Ghost Freeman kicks ass

by Ghost Freeman November 9, 2003