Smeather cookie

The teachers pet who is always a smart and/or clever cookie

"Maddie got 100% on that math test. She is a pretty smeather cookie."

by justkeep_swimming June 29, 2016

trumpet cookie

When you are not sure if someone is a male or female.

Look at that trumpet cookie walking down the street!

by Camokt June 16, 2016

crispy cookies

When you get frustrated and start trippin. -Troy

Oh! Crispy Cookies! I got moved to doubles four :(.

by Rüf May 27, 2016

crispy cookies

When you are angry and trippin. -Troy

Oh! Crispy Cookies!!! She did not add me back on Snapchat!

by Rüf May 27, 2016

red cookie

When your girl is on her period and you wanna eat her out

Damn dude I wanna eat her red cookie.

by Red cookie May 24, 2016

cookie phoned

Too many dabs leading to use of chocolate chip cookie as a telephone.

"You tryna get cookie phoned tonight?"

by Whitna$tymcwhitecheddah May 21, 2016

loser cookie

When a group of men need to decide something, challenge or gamble without the money, they stand in a circle around an elevated cookie. The last man to effectively jerk off and get their cum on the cookie has to eat the cookie. Enjoy!

"Aw man, I can't believe David talked about grandma titties while we were playing loser cookie. If he hadn't done that, I don't think Drake would have had to devour it at his own bachelor party!"

by Cookie_m0nster May 13, 2016