Want a cookie?

A sarcastic way of dismissing someone who arrogantly seeks praise/validation for an unwarranted and insufficient task.

Entitled Douche: AYO! I Did that for you! YOU'RE WELCOME!

Me: Want a cookie?

Entitled Douche: Yeah. U Got any?

by Dosso90 July 20, 2025

cookie-clicking

the act of a completely pointless task being repeated over and over.

“I in an extreme display of cookie-clicking, i broke a hundred disposable chopsticks in a row perfectly and won an award!"

by Dragon turtle 888 May 25, 2022

Cookie

A personal allowance people might ask for

Guy 1: Hey, can I have your cookie?
Guy 2: No! It's very personal, I don't want to get hacked!

by UrbanDictionary Helper June 20, 2021

cold cookies

this means that one individual/group is gay.

“josh likes cold cookies”

by j_playz_alot March 2, 2021

flesh cookie

a woman's vagina; fresh and warm like a cookie straight out of the oven

I'd certainly love to pull down her panties and shove her flesh cookie right in my mouth

by CanadianDudeEH! January 13, 2018

Shadow Milk Cookie R34

This really sucks, so you shouldn't watch it.

A porn image of a popular character from Cookie Run kingdom. Mostly depicted male.

Guy1: "Bro this content is lit!!
Guy2:"bro sybau stop watching shadow milk cookie r34"

by roodsterbequiem May 4, 2025

Ghetto cookie

A type of sandwich cookie that is low quality and cheap. Often found in liquor stores / bodegas and price varies $1 to $2 US dollars.

If you’re going to the store and you pick up some ghetto cookies?

by Ceedeath October 6, 2023