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A bag of smashed assholes 

Usually used as a simile, to connote something rank, foul and generally disgusting.
Combat Instructor to young Marines returning from the field, "You all smell like a bag of smashed assholes!"

assholey 

*dog barking* "SHUT UP ASSHOLEY"
*baby crying* "SHUT THAT ASSHOLEY UP"
*turn your head really fast to look at your friend* "ASSHOLEY."
assholey by Herni November 13, 2011

His Assholiness 

Melania’s initially secret pet name for the 45th POTUS which was eventually adopted by many in 45’s administration who worked closely with him.
Let’s get His Assholiness in here for the photo op and then he can be released back to his room while we discuss this issue further.

assholeo 

person with a HUGE Ass hole that can take a fist with ease. a car with pleasure. a truck with effort, and an elephant dick with pride.
mmmm baby ur ass is just like an assholeo Yo!
assholeo by Scotty March 10, 2005

assholes 

the people who post the really disgusting sex postions on urban dictionary
those assholes keep referring to pussy as being the most beautiful thing in the world
assholes by Holly Matronic May 29, 2007

Assholery 

Gerta: "Did you see how Aflac fired Gilbert Gottfried for his jokes?"
Bertrand: "Yup. They're guilty of assholery."
Assholery by Dove the Master April 2, 2011