by qzfyerh56f August 8, 2016
Get the Derpy assholemug. Someone who absolutely doesn't give one fuck. it's as If all the fucks in their library's are checked out. Also a synonym for Jacqueline Magno.
Ugh, I gave him $5 yesterday, but when I asked for $1 today, he's being selfish, what a Jackie.
He's such an asshole, he needs to learn to share.
He's such an asshole, he needs to learn to share.
by KAmdad November 13, 2014
Get the Assholemug. See also Fucktard, Stun Cunt, Loser.
Procrasto Asshole: A procrastinating asshole who ALWAYS is late, always has a very handy excuse, and never takes responsbility for FUCK ALL. They never have any money, ALWAYS a Moocher, can't be trusted with anything, especially the Truth.
The only consistant thing about these losers is, you can expect a fuck up when they're around. It's like they're the Mayor of Loserville and the town follows them around.
In short, a Prograsto Asshole is a loser you always need to stay away from, because it you don't, it gets stressful, costly and exasperating.
Procrasto Asshole: A procrastinating asshole who ALWAYS is late, always has a very handy excuse, and never takes responsbility for FUCK ALL. They never have any money, ALWAYS a Moocher, can't be trusted with anything, especially the Truth.
The only consistant thing about these losers is, you can expect a fuck up when they're around. It's like they're the Mayor of Loserville and the town follows them around.
In short, a Prograsto Asshole is a loser you always need to stay away from, because it you don't, it gets stressful, costly and exasperating.
"Hey Joe, you Procrasto Asshole! You fucking left the doors open again and we got robbed! All our stuff's gone!!!"
Joe: "It's not my fault people rob places..."
Joe: "It's not my fault people rob places..."
by Hashtag Approval Dumpling December 14, 2024
Get the Procrasto Assholemug. 
The act of someone putting their nose in their partner's asshole, and they fart, creating a dirtier alternative to motorboating.
Dude, I was totally motorboating this milf, and we wanted to take it to the next level. Meet asshole motorboating suckas!
by kitlinski September 28, 2020
Get the Asshole Motorboatingmug. by BenPC August 14, 2017
Get the Right in the middle of the asshole bitchmug. 