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Apple Extremists

Someone who praises apple for everything even though it is obviously a shit move
Normal person: Hey those mac pro wheels look nice do they come in the box with the $20,000 mac pro?
Apple extremists: No why would you think that they are an extra $100 obviously
by NotAnAppleFanboy December 8, 2020
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A Native North American who has red skin but projects personality characteristics and societal values more commonly associated with Caucasian people.
The Injun equivalent of the term "Oreo" as when directed toward black people.
Jim Manybeers, "Clayton said he's not drinking today. He's going to church with his wife and doesn't want to be hung over at work tomorrow."
Elvis Yellowfeet, "What a fkn apple."
by Haggis MacPhreedom December 10, 2020
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A FUCKING FRUTE WHY THE HELL DID YOU SEARCH THE FRUTE APPLE IT IS REAL FUCK
by Sexxxy grl December 12, 2020
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Apples can end people if you eat an apple a day to keep the doctor away.
My buddy ate an apple to keep the doctor away and he died
by Anime_saves_lives_to_ya_know December 15, 2020
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Apples are not healthy you can die eat candy instead.
Someone ate an apple then they died BUT they ate candy so now they are Alive and you should know I need to tell you if “YUH”🥵🥵🥵🥶🥶🥶🥶😱😱😱😱
by I am Maya :)))) December 22, 2020
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Apples are not healthy you can die eat candy instead.
Someone ate an apple then they died BUT they ate candy so now they are Alive and you should know I need to tell you if “YUH”🥵🥵🥵🥶🥶🥶🥶😱😱😱😱
by I am Maya :)))) December 22, 2020
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An American electronics company that takes the same model from last year, slaps minimal features on it, remove features, such as the headphone jack, makes it twice as expensive, and calls it a day. Also, their Macs are expensive pieces of crap that can only run 5 fps on CS:GO, so you might as well use it as a paperweight. Most Apple fans in 2020 will buy anything with the logo on it. Not to mention, they were also caught in a scandal for batterygating in 2016.
Jeff: I bought the new Apple product!
Dan: Might as well flush your money down the toilet.
by CanadianPancake January 15, 2021
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