The Rotten Apples

A website which helps users find out if an alleged sex offender was a part of their favourite film or TV show.

"I was going to start watching House of Cards but I looked it up on The Rotten Apples and apparently Kevin Spacey is a paedophile."

by mattybb December 25, 2017

that’s apples

something easily done; not a difficult to put into action

interviewer: “can you get coffee and sort the emails?”

interviewee: “of course! That’s apples!”

by Mrs Mrs Mrs September 12, 2021

candy apple surprise

A sex position that involves sugar and syrup with apples

My husband and I tried the candy apple surprise last night

by May 12, 2023

Apple-Knocker

-Noun-
One that knocks a apples off a surface, or from someones hand. Apple-Knockers are infamous for being at the front of the line at apple throwing contests, or anything that has to do with apples, they will be the first to do it.

*Knocks an apple out of someones hand*
"Hey! My apple!"
"Not my problem!"
"You apple-knocker!"

by iiDestiny December 05, 2017

apple-knocker

did u rlly think there was a word such as apple-knocker

nope.

stop being an apple-knocker

by apple-knocker April 16, 2018

Apple Creamer

This is a person who has/is/or will fuck an apple. This person may do it for fun or for a dare but it don't matter.

"I'm an Apple Creamer"

"You're fucking weird

by The Bog Zombie June 14, 2023

Apple Valley Steamer

Where you wake up the next morning, and your significant other forgot to wipe the night before your anal tickling with your bald head.

"Dude, why does it look like a poop emoji on your head?"
"She gave me an Apple Valley Steamer last night, man."

by griz93 December 25, 2019