by Weeb Daddy September 19, 2018
Get the Church cock mug.Heinously thick growth of pubic hair - resembling your grandma's wig or perhaps the mane of a musk ox (#2). May result from too many hormone-laced chicken nuggets or early-onset masturbation. Similar to a mucket, but real.
I was playing the drunk houdini on this chic at the party last night when her biff figured me out and shaved off my cock fur. Now my weenie's cold.
by wareagle420 September 18, 2009
Get the cock fur mug.The act of cocking the foreskin of ones penis, similar in fashion to cocking a pump action shotgun. This act is often performed prior to taking a piss and shouldn't be confused with masturbation.
by OranageHasu16 December 4, 2012
Get the Cocking the foreskin mug.1. A party, event, or congregation where the number of males is significantly higher than the number of females.
2. Somewhere most girls have already been taken.
3. An event or party where you have had a taste of all girls present.
#3 gets golden extra points that can be added for the status of PIMP.
2. Somewhere most girls have already been taken.
3. An event or party where you have had a taste of all girls present.
#3 gets golden extra points that can be added for the status of PIMP.
1. That frat party was cocked out man! It was a fucking sausage fest in there.
2. We showed up too late... all the single girls were cocked out by then.
3. PIMP:Fuck this, man. I've had every single one of girls at this party; for me this is cocked out.
WINGMAN: You're right man, lets move out.
2. We showed up too late... all the single girls were cocked out by then.
3. PIMP:Fuck this, man. I've had every single one of girls at this party; for me this is cocked out.
WINGMAN: You're right man, lets move out.
by oneOFemPIMPS April 5, 2009
Get the cocked out mug.Most often seen after a male masterbating, cock vomit is the fluid that eminates from the head of the males penis. Suggestions for where it is to land,
1.Attractive females: face or mouth area, also chest and anus.
2.Unattractive Females: Chest and anus. note don't go near face, possibably could loose erection. especially if eye contact is made.
3.Possibly onto a passer by from a highrise building block window.
4.Otherwise let it land where it likes, worry bout the clean up afterwards.
1.Attractive females: face or mouth area, also chest and anus.
2.Unattractive Females: Chest and anus. note don't go near face, possibably could loose erection. especially if eye contact is made.
3.Possibly onto a passer by from a highrise building block window.
4.Otherwise let it land where it likes, worry bout the clean up afterwards.
Excitable young man:"ahh ahhh ahh am going to cum, ah shit cock vomit everywhere, its gone all over the remote"
Unsuspecting drunken sleeping girl:"ewwwwe, theres cock vomit in my eye"
Unsuspecting drunken sleeping girl:"ewwwwe, theres cock vomit in my eye"
by Jacksc2 July 3, 2006
Get the Cock Vomit mug.by Gugus August 15, 2006
Get the Dog's Cock mug.A psuedonym given by a rejected suitor to woman who he considers to be extrodinarily physically desirable, genuinely nice, extremely laid-back cool, completely comfortable with ALL she is including, but not limited to, her sexuality, and doesn't hold it back or tone it down for anyone. She doesn't buy into the concept that just because she makes a guy think about hittin her she is somehow obligated to give it up.
I can't believe that muthafucka thought he was tappin this just because I been hangin with him lately. I mean shit, I like him, but I don't wanna fuck him. I thought he said I was, "almost like one of the boyz".
by eargazzyum July 5, 2005
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