by superk68 September 29, 2020
by WBW May 09, 2006
"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the It Takes Two to Mango Burger, you should try it!"
by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 21, 2018
A really quick masturbation session, less then one minute. Normally performed in haste in someone else's house while pretendig to use the bathroom. Not to be confused with the "One Ham Slam" that can occur with just one, quick and almost violent pull of the male penis to reach ejaculation.
He only looks happy because he just pulled off the one, two monkey punch in the mall bathroom after seeing your hot Mom.
by D Bokeyno August 14, 2008
Where a guy crosses his index and pinky finger making a V shape with both hands and jams them into the womans vagina and anus.
by ChoochyMagoochy July 05, 2009
1. a sarcastic reply to someone who is not satisfied with what they have or
2. a claim to have eaten less than someone else
3. a moan that there was no food ready to eat at home
2. a claim to have eaten less than someone else
3. a moan that there was no food ready to eat at home
man 1 'I've only got one slice of bread here mate'
man 2 'you'll get two slices of fuck all in a minute mate if you don't stop moaning'
man 3 'I only had a pot noodle for my dinner'
man 4 'so what, I've had two slices of fuck all for mine'
man 5 'what did you get for your dinner when you got home mate?'
man 6 'same as usual, two slices of fuck all'
man 2 'you'll get two slices of fuck all in a minute mate if you don't stop moaning'
man 3 'I only had a pot noodle for my dinner'
man 4 'so what, I've had two slices of fuck all for mine'
man 5 'what did you get for your dinner when you got home mate?'
man 6 'same as usual, two slices of fuck all'
by Mr Cunninglinguist May 14, 2010
by bruhthisismyhandle August 26, 2021