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Chris Browned

To smack around a bitch(male or female). But reconcile like the offending party didnt beat your face like a fucking pinata filled with 100 dollar bills.
"That dude at the bar got chris browned last night."

"Yeah the other guy made his face look like an ash tray filled with grapes"

"weird thing is I seen those fools hanging out just this morning like nothing happened"
by Nivlacisforwards January 12, 2013
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Chris

A Chris is an undercover God. He makes girls named Casey go from Hoe to housewife. He’s literally the best thing ever and his dick game is top notch. The champion dick of life.
Thank god I finally came to my senses and snagged up Chris from them other cock hungry slut faces”
by CaseyDee123 March 26, 2023
mugGet the Chrismug.

Chris Sununu

1. The Governor of New Hampshire who Cleveland Steams his constituents for breakfast
2. Being a spoiled rich kid, who has never Chattanooga Push Popped in his life, have been handed over the Governor's Office from his daddy's rich name.
3. Verb. Cleveland steaming the voters while flipping them off to win an election.
Man, that piece of shit hellwhore who ran for the state senate and pulled a Chris Sununu on everyone and he didn't even do the Chattanooga Push Pop!
by rivwhores6969 December 6, 2020
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Chris

If you meet a Chris and genuinely like them, you most likely have severe brain damage. Or you just enjoy the endless pain of being near someone as ugly and weird as a Chris.
Obama: He is one annoying fucking whore.

Vienna: He must be a Chris.
by britwhorevunt August 8, 2018
mugGet the Chrismug.

chris cori

A popular guy from Canada living in jax that loves to party and get fucked up
by Jaxbitch904 August 7, 2017
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Chris Brown

Has a net worth of 50 million dollars as of 2023! WHAT HAPPENED TO BOT PICKING ON WOMEN JORDAN!? Is HE an incel? I looks like if they want to fuck you and you have a million dollars you can just beat the shit out of them and there aren't any consequences.
Hym "Chris Brown proves that you're wrong Jordan."
by Hym Iam August 15, 2023
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Chris

To be over an emotional & depressed person who is unable to take a joke.
Tim! Stop being so Chris!
by wewe wafu June 11, 2018
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