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if you’ve got the cake, eat it.

If you’ve got the chance, take it. Or, if you’ve got the option to do something, then do it.
-“idk, should i do this or not?”
-“if you’ve got the cake, eat it.”
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They've got more fecking sea monsters in the great Loch at Ness than they've got the likes of me 

A way to say that your a freak. it was used by Demoman from TF2 in his meat the team video.
Demoman: I am a black Scottish cyclops they've got more fecking sea monsters in the great Loch at Ness than they've got the likes of me.

Happy kale(idoscope) vincent the third 

Massive pessimistic attitude. Sunburnt.

"Jesus is a scam"
"Woah! Is that Happy kale(idoscope) vincent the third?"
"Yeah, you can tell because"

WHERE THE F*%K IS MY VAPE? 

when vape not found, big sad.
"WHERE THE F*%K IS MY VAPE?"

Vagisil's Versions of Spartan Prayers (Catholicism): The First Juvenile Release 

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to acronyms with perianal abscesses: {abbreviations}.
Person 1: Are you addicted to acronyms with perianal abscesses: {abbreviations}?
Person 2: Yes!
Person 1: Vagisil's Versions of Spartan Prayers (Catholicism): The First Juvenile Release

Jefferey Grande "Paul" Vargas: The First Juvenile Release. 

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Jefferey Grande "Paul" Vargas: The First Juvenile Release.