Monster

The fucking thing under your bed

“Father for there is a monster under my bed” “shut the fuck up timmy and go to bed”

by chimkin nugg January 14, 2021

Monster Energy

a drink for annoying people

Jo: hey ash did you see Kennedy drinking a monster energy?
Ash: I know what a loser. *drinks Rockstar like a CHAMP*

by Officialopposum August 8, 2021

Mattress Monster

A Mattress Monster is a fat and or butt ugly broad who likes rough and dirty sex and is likely to be infected with multiple varieties of crotch rot.

Dude 1: "Hey man, that broad's hot. I'd do her so hard her grandmother would cum!"
Dude 2: "Oh man! That's sick, you couldn't pay me to stick my dick in that fucking mattress monster. She looks like the love child of Roseanne Barr and Caitlyn Jenner!

by Nubian_Mattress_Monster July 15, 2016

Tikness Monster

A scary and delusional monster with
red hair who comes to tickle and whisper silly thoughts in your ear

“OMG NO ITS THE TIKNESS MONSTER!!!”

by dicksleeve February 5, 2023

sog monster

An excuse for pissing your pants.

Shit that damn sog monster got me in my sleep last night.

by Lilbabean June 23, 2023

Virgin Monster

A creepy stalker who wants to rape women just to lose his virginity. Another word for this meaning is "pervert." No wonder why women won't date these men. Keep it up, ladies! Ditch those bad boys!

Girl: Ew, I just saw a virgin monster. Best to avoid dating him.

Girl 2: Wow, no wonder why he never really had a girlfriend in his life. He could end up being like a 40-year old virgin.

by TechUser93 June 5, 2021

monster

verb: to fulfill the role of non-player-characters and/or enemies ( human or otherwise) during a scenario of a live action role playing session. this may or may not involve wearing a grotesque rubber mask or face-paint npc,larp,roleplay,character,mask

"ok i need five people to monster in this set-up, any volunteers?"

by chalkeee July 12, 2015