Bubble tea

When you have an insanely hot girl and she turns up one day with chocolate straws and a weird gleam in her eye she probably wants to do bubble tea

This is where you drink tea through a straw from each other’s ass.

Boy - “…that was crazy, when I swallowed something solid at one point I felt my mind pop. That bubble tea just blew my mind!”

Girl- “omg I love you. Can I get a keep-in tonight?”

by Kironigmo January 5, 2022

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Tea Temper

The result of insulting a wealthy English person into the upper class equivalent of a psychopathic rage; specifically, shaking so much that they spill their tea.

Not to be confused with talentless "musician" Tempah T.

David Cameron is owed a Tea Temper, all over his trust funded crotch.

by AndyTheRoo May 14, 2011

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Red Tea

Also like Green Tea but another level, instead being victims they use brain more and try to steal your boyfriend with all tricks no matter what, be careful

" You can't keep him because it's your fault not mine"
"
the kind of red tea like you shouln't alive"

by Soup222 February 16, 2022

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tea machine

When one pee's while simultaneously pissing out of ones ass

"Dude you fucked that toilet up!!"

"Yea bro as soon as I sat down, full tea machine..."

by Gabraham November 28, 2016

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tea

drama or gossip

spill the tea sis

by sister jay April 27, 2019

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SWEET TEA MOB

Sweet tea mob is a rap collective that was formed in 2020 in vacaville ca, by named member dmoney other members would pour in like josiah(wavy),antoine(robert kelly), charles, jared zaph, edward,Daniel, Zion(zguapo$ Dmoney,Nathan (twin chops) kai. sweet mob would have alot of named enemy’s like jaylen,fbk and others

“Hey sweet tea mob just dropped a new song”
“yea i heard dmoney and wavy went crazy”

by unknown1223322 January 24, 2022

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