He says he is a PimP, but does the most umPimPish and unscripted nonsense. He cuts deals, Fucks on hoes that don't pay him and scared to check the butch when she is wrong,etc....He can never be more than a simple simp.
by King Carlos16 May 4, 2018
Get the Simp mug.A simp is a person who says they're over a girl to their bros but then posts them on whatsapp. If one were to sum it up it's a Zondo basically.
by The person who is a human March 31, 2020
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Immoral, pragmatic (psychopathic/manipulative - exploiting your empathy towards them).
Similar to gold digging.
Immoral, pragmatic (psychopathic/manipulative - exploiting your empathy towards them).
Similar to gold digging.
- This poor onlyfans girl truly loves me and needs help, I've given her $1000.
- She's simp farming you, you're a parasocial simp.
- She's simp farming you, you're a parasocial simp.
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this definition is more likely to be referred to from Xbox/PlayStation users, and your average fat, 30-year-old gamer still living in his mother's spare room.
this definition is more likely to be referred to from Xbox/PlayStation users, and your average fat, 30-year-old gamer still living in his mother's spare room.
by nut monky 32 April 13, 2020
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by NavajoSavage August 10, 2022
Get the Simp mug.“ a kid named Rocco that will go out of his way completely to make sure he can satisfy a girl with no sexual needs. Rocco’s(aka:simp) will try to do whatever he can do to get the girl to pleasure him for example:-hanging with only girls and being the only guy, try to do whatever he can to get with one. And he will leave the boys for them to make them feel special.” -word for word definition off “google”
by Cockandball torture June 21, 2020
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One who idolizes a person or identity going so far as to donate excessive personal time and money with little or no recognition from the person or identity they idolize.
One who idolizes a person or identity going so far as to donate excessive personal time and money with little or no recognition from the person or identity they idolize.
Bruh 1: Bruhhh, I'm simping hard for these VTubers. I just donated $250!!
Bruh 2: Quit simping you clown, and spend your money wisely.....on gatcha game waifus!
Bruh 3: Both of y'all aren't just clowns, y'all are the entire simping circus!
Bruh 2: Quit simping you clown, and spend your money wisely.....on gatcha game waifus!
Bruh 3: Both of y'all aren't just clowns, y'all are the entire simping circus!
by RRGiovanni November 11, 2020
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