Oh my god Gravel

The thing you say when you're mining for diamonds, almost trip in a pool of lava, only to mine up and make an undetermined amount of gravel fall on your fragile head.

Person 1: have you got any diamonds?
Person 2: no, but i think i'm close...
*person 2 mines up*
Person 2: AAAAAAAAAAAA!
Person 1: are you ok?
Person 2: OH MY GOD GRAVEL!

by JeepPickup October 30, 2021

Oh no our table it’s broken

Shatter shatter shatter

Oh no our table it’s broken!

by Tick-tock Finatticz January 12, 2022

Oh, actually i can’t

Basically means “I would rather put myself in a very awkward position, then do the task that I said I was going to do but now do not want to do and actually did not want to do in the first place but chose to be nice and bow I’m thinking 1 million different possibilities of how to get out of it“ or “ I would rather die, Watch paint dry, or any other horrendous task then do this but I’m trying to be a good human being and be polite“

You: are you ready for brunch tomorrow?

person who doesn’t wanna be there: Oh, actually I can’t

by That person there June 29, 2018

Oh Shigga-ma-dig!

When sitting doesn't go right. When a clumsy situation occurs.

Oh Shigga-ma-dig! I stumped my toe on the sofa again

by Baylien Culture December 22, 2021

oh my god gravity

what issic newton said when an apple fell on his head

*apple falls* issic:"Oh my god gravity".

by xXpsychic.moonXx October 1, 2019

Oh fuck, big mac

Meaning "I am about to vomit".

"Tom just yelled "Oh fuck, big mac!" and ran outside.

by zknobinson November 6, 2019

oh snow you didn't

when a predicted severe snowstorm e.g. a snowpocalypse fails to produce any snow

I spent $300 at Costco preparing for that blizzard, but of course nothing happened. It was less snowpocalypse and more like oh snow you didn't!

by emmettdigger February 6, 2015