one upper

Danny Irwin, from arizona (or ireland er w/e)

Guy 1: I went o alaska for vacation last winter
Danny Irwin: Yea? I went to the moon last year!!

Guy 2: Jesus danny, why are you such a one upper

by Coach22 August 12, 2006

one time

a great excuse for any possible situation, or a sure-fire way to get a chicky to hook up with you

1. "Dude I'm SO sorry I dented the hood of your car while I was banging your girlfriend, but on the bright side... it was probably just one time."

2. "Hey, so ummmm... you and me? Just one time?"

by gregMONEYasplund December 15, 2008

Old One

A beer that has been sitting open for hours, warm, old, and stale.

"Oh gross, I think I just drank an old one".

by the_me November 4, 2012

hole in one

When a guy is getting a bj and right before nutting he pulls out, backs away and tries to make his load right in the chicks mouth. If he makes the shot without coming up short or going long then it's a hole in one.

Hey Drew, Katy and I hung out last night and i made a hole in one.

by AJoseph May 14, 2008

one percenter

The very small portion of drug addicts that are able to cease their addictions without entering a recovery program.

The one percenter left her smack habit behind as if she'd never indulged at all.

by c[B] March 12, 2004

one and a half

To only have one and a half testicales

hipmo hehe

Mr Mallinson has one and a half

by hipmo August 7, 2007

Do one

Go out and get cunted (see cunted).

I've just been paid, lets go out and fucking do one!!!

by Timmeh October 8, 2003