Irish Muffin

A ginger has uncontrollable flatulence, and is often advised to seek medical attention.

I met an irish muffin today, and it was so had I got a restraining order.

by Vudruu January 21, 2024

Cunta-Muffin

A stupid female driver

That bitch right there, yeah she’s a #cunta-muffin

by cunt19 January 21, 2024

Slobber Muffin

A cupcake someone has licked all the frosting off, and then rejected. Then offers it to others under the guise of a muffin.

" Do you want this muffin?" "No I don't want your Slobber Muffin. I saw you lick all the frosting off that cupcake."

by Muffinslob January 27, 2024

muffin

a nickname for a femboy who plays the role of a bottom and wears thigh high socks.

see that guy over there? he’s a total muffin.

by rose :p December 8, 2023

Crusty Muffin

A crusty muffin is a slang term for a very unclean vagina. Typically with flakes of crusty skin, dried semen, dried discharge, or any other patina of std origin.

I almost picked up a hooker last night. I saw she had a crusty muffin, so I had to flee.

by victim of s.d.s.r December 12, 2023

Shea The Muffin

A being with a penis so small it could be compared to size of a puppies

"yo dude that kids dick is so small he could Shea The Muffin"

by macado genious1 April 7, 2023

Muffin Man’d

Muffin man’d refers to the quotation of the interrogation scene from the movie Shrek in an online chat, as a call and response from users in chat, each user quoting one line after the other.

Do you know, the muffin man?
The muffin man?
The muffin man!

Oh man Mattymorgs twitch chat (HeroZone) was crazy last night. We must have muffin man’d like 3 times!!!

by SaJ April 22, 2023