Muffin

a type of muffin cake muffin ish cake muffin

ITS MUFFIN TIME!!!!!!

by mynamehere;o August 12, 2021

Putz muffin

A person who takes too long and is too fussy with insignificant details while performing a task thereby stressing out coworkers or the person waiting for completion of the task.

I had to work with that f'n putz muffin again!

by Hob knobber June 4, 2023

Muffin Smusher

Muffin Smusher, or "Muff Smusher" for short is another word used we use your manhood, or to describe a male slut.

Jimmy took a ball right in the muffin smusher

or

Jimmy gets a ton of chicks, he is a real muffin smusher

by Donl;asDonny September 5, 2018

Muffin flaps

Labia Majora.
Interchangeable with “pussy lips”

Barbara isn’t wearing any panties and I caught a glimpse of her muffin flaps

by El_choco14 August 13, 2018

sleaze muffin

Something a little greasy like a pastry, but sleazy like the IT guy peepin some cleavage while he uselessly double clicks your mouse.

Zak, get to fucking work you god-damned sleaze muffin.

by Amylaura September 9, 2020

Muffin™

A fucken fine ass boi with a heart full of love and a head full of anime and Kpop trash.
Beautiful

Beautiful

Beautiful

Yes I had to put that three times because it’s the truth
Toll in the smollest way
Massive bubbly personality that I just wanna eat up
S M A R T

Humongous uwu supplies
Just a bloody lovely human if I’m honest dear lord am I LUCKYYY
I LOVE YOU, YOU PRECIOUS WHATSIT AHHHHH

My choc-chip banana Muffin™

by toastedtoast February 11, 2019

Muffin

An absolute player loves the dog booty

Muffin Skinner is a muffin

by Anonymous kool March 30, 2020