May 1st incident

To masterbate to completion on a Livestream without realizing the camera is on.

This is a reference to the time a streamer named DSPGAMING accidentally streamed his pre-stream jerk session. The event occurred on May first 2016 earning it the name the incident of May first.

Hey, did you see that Richard had a May 1st Incident yesterday?

by Review Phil USA February 26, 2023

Dirty Mai

A girl namen "mai" that turns horny often. When she turns horny you can call her a dirty Mai

Mai: Fuck me daddy
me: Stop acting like a dirty mai

by SENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN March 14, 2023

May Jailer

May Jailer is the name Lizzy Grant named herself before choosing the actual name Lana Del Rey. By this name, she also recorded "her first album" named Sirens who is played on acoustic guitar.

-"May Jailer is my favorite singer !"

-"Who's May ?"
-"It's of course, Lana Del Rey !"

by elisabethshark April 1, 2023

may 18

national dick pic day

omg its may 18, national dick pic day, send ur girl a dick pic

by knobface May 17, 2023

May 19th

National send a tik tok to your ex-girlfriend day.

Hey it’s May 19th, did you send a tok to your ex?

by noooeus May 18, 2023

15th may

15th may - the second april fools. You've missed your chance to fool someone in april? On 15 may you get another chance!

- i really think we need to break up
- Really?
- jk, it's 15th may

by kduck May 20, 2023

May 22

Today is the day to ask any boy for their hoodie, if they say no you have to steal it. ( then give it back obviously )

Person 1: yo its may 22 you know what that means...

Person 2: I have to ask Josh for his hoodie :(

by ¿§øməōņë‽ May 21, 2023