When you mog your anus and clench it so the poop comes out super skinny.
A very difficult practice if you have constipation.
Poop maxing defines and chisels your buttocks, just like mewing.
A very difficult practice if you have constipation.
Poop maxing defines and chisels your buttocks, just like mewing.
Bro I just poop maxed, my buttcheeks look like michaelangelo's.
Bro your ass so flat, come poop max with me.
Hey bro, poop maxing feel hella good, first the poop comes out in a sliver when I clench my cheeks, and my buns get so strong bro, try it.
Bro your ass so flat, come poop max with me.
Hey bro, poop maxing feel hella good, first the poop comes out in a sliver when I clench my cheeks, and my buns get so strong bro, try it.
by Kittypoopy March 31, 2024

max is hot
by grammer100 April 28, 2022

a beautiful, beautiful man who makes one half of the amazing band chester french!
he looks so good you just wanna lick his face *licks*
he looks so good you just wanna lick his face *licks*
person a: hmmm max drummey i just want to lick his face
person b: ew wasn't that the guy that was married to peaches geldof for 156 days ?
person a: yes i am incredibley jealous of the 156 days she spent licking his face
person b: ew wasn't that the guy that was married to peaches geldof for 156 days ?
person a: yes i am incredibley jealous of the 156 days she spent licking his face
by chesterfrenchchar October 4, 2009

Something you say when things are going better than expected or your profit ratio has reached it's full potential. It is often conjoined with the phrase, "ROMANS!" more often than not. A high Five or other congratulatory gesture is often expected immediately after this happy phrase is shouted.
"My stocks just shot through the roof, MAX PROFITS!"
"Bro, she slept over and left in the morning without me even asking, MAX PROFITS!"
"I just found 600 dollars, MAX PROFITS, ROMANS!"
"Bro, she slept over and left in the morning without me even asking, MAX PROFITS!"
"I just found 600 dollars, MAX PROFITS, ROMANS!"
by PaulyMcity February 5, 2014

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