A being who is made out of pure light and yet is shrouded in darkness. He wanders the Earth looking for his lost love, and is currently residing in the cold desolate place known as Wisconsin.
by Paypayufo December 4, 2020
Get the Jacobmug. Jacob is a dick and a fat shit he eats whenever he gets a shot if your friends with a Jacob you better be rich because he will go through your whole fridge in a day.
by Ha I got you December 25, 2019
Get the Jacobmug. 
jacob comes off as a sweet, nice guy, but then completely changes on you. he makes u fall for him but then crushes ur heart. he compliments u and talks to u for hours then u guys start liking each other. it’s great and things are going great. then he stops talking to u and completely ignores you making u question why he isn’t talking to u or if ur good enough. then he dumps u and tells u he never liked u. then u are completely broken and torn cause he never knew that u loved him. then after 8 months of u still not over him and crying every night, he texts u to say he loves u. u loved him too so u go back. same thing happens. this time, u are depressed but he doesn’t care. cause jacob never cared in the first place. he just wanted to see how pathetic u were.
jacob told u that u were worthless, ignorant, and no one would take u, but u still loved him and went back. that was ur mistake that broke u once again. jacob broke u again.
by nevertrustwhouthinkucan September 13, 2020
Get the Jacobmug. He is obsessed with coffee, annoyingly optimistic, and has curly hair piled upon his head. Jacobs are too smart for their own good and always want to help other people. Just beware of their tenacity to make horrendous puns.
by Irishmoonlight July 28, 2022
Get the Jacobmug. by Anthony8741 January 28, 2014
Get the jacob zinchinimug. Jacob pretends to be normal but has a super-secret that he hides from everyone. Not only does he not shower, but he also doesn't wipe his ass. He also loves children, with the ages of 0-12 months old. He claims he likes then fresh out of the oven. Jacob is just your friendly neighboorhood pedophile
Jacob smells like shit.
by uhlhkmngyiutyxtz February 18, 2020
Get the Jacobmug.