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Vin Diesel Jesus 

A slightly parodic side character in a comic called Cordeval by Amelie Belcher, self-proclaimed "professional" art school drop out.

His first appearance in the comic, to my knowledge, was in "Jeeesssuuusss", where she complains about her experience with what seems like an overly Christian/Catholic community, thus creating the slight parody of Vin Diesel Jesus.

Creator Amelie usually brings VDJ around for a reappearance when she's ether making a joke on Christianity or something that happens to be just plain ludacris.

Amelie states several times in her comics that VDJ is for parady and humor purposes, and she doesn't mean for him to offend anyone. At the same time, she even takes those opportunities to make more jokes about the uproar and chaos that is due to VDJ, and she basically outright says how she doesn't care about the hate-mail she gets because of him.

Comics and appearances by VDJ can be found throughout Cordeval's Archives and it's many subcategories. As of yet, I haven't figured out how to check up on old 'weekly comics' so I'm not entirely sure if Amelie continues daily use of VDJ.
Amelie - 'So, from now on in my head the part of Jesus will be played by Vin Diesel. IE, Vin Diesel Jesus.'
Little Girl - "Jesus loves you~!"
Amelie - "Sweet..."

tastes like jesus 

Used to describe something that instills a sense of euphoria to anybody who eats, drinks, or otherwise has the opportunity to taste it. See also free.
Holy gods! These cookies taste just like the savior, I swear!
tastes like jesus by RoboSpy March 24, 2004

Holy Jesus on a Stick 

Used to represent extreme exitement or suprise.

See Screaming Jesus On A Ferris Wheel

Easy term to explain the crucifiction of the son of God.

Zombie Jesus 

Jesus, after he rose from the dead, as stated in Cyanide and Happiness. Easter is "Zombie Jesus Day."
Teacher: Two weeks after he was crucified, Jesus rose from the dead.
Student: Oh, so he was Zombie Jesus?
Zombie Jesus by rutabega234 April 4, 2010

Dirty Jesus 

verb, when a priest fucks a choir boy in the asshole.
Mark saw Father Maconnolley dirty jesus in a confessional.
Dirty Jesus by SUPATHUGG4LIFE November 3, 2010

it's all jesus 

A phrase denoting that everything is all right or okay. Can be used to replace 'it's cool' or 'sweet' or 'everything is hunky-dory'.
Bob has to suck dick while he's in prison, but so far there's been no anal rape. So, really, it's all Jesus.
it's all jesus by Mike July 31, 2003