Playing Porter

When you either have magical body positioning that can impress even the greatest legends in your career field or when nobody sees you at work but you fill the blotter with outstanding work ethic that only a model SF Defender could accomplish.

Man it's cold out there. I'm just playing porter tonight.

by Thisoldog March 3, 2015

Cold Played

When you are seen at the wrong time at the wrong place with the wrong person.

Andy and Kristen were seen making out on the Kiss Kam and got Cold Played.

by Drunken Sailor July 19, 2025

Spaghetti Play

When you play around with spaghetti to cause possible sexual or situational tension resulting in a form of gratifying payoff.

Martin twirled his dinner in a sort of spaghetti play slowly teasing Nicole into the thought of a satisfying, moist bite that caused her to subsequently precipate in an unexpected bout of sexual arousal.

by Natergate September 13, 2018

They're playing fair

When females are "being friendly " or open to romantic gestures from men while in a night club.

Guy 1. Hey man why are you leaving? This club is packed with women. Are they playing hard to get?

Guy 2 oh on the contrary my brother, they're playing fair.

by Regina cARD December 19, 2023

Play the email

An expression used when you are hyping yourself up to do something mundane that you have to do.

For example, waking up to go to work or going to the embassy to pick up documents gives email energy. But you decide to slay your way through it anyway. You are PLAYING the email.

A: How are you today?
B: Ughhhh, I have to hand in a 5000 word assignment and it's giving ceebs
A: Omg not slay
B: Lol I be playing the email
A: Yesss play the email

by Skibidipoopie January 21, 2025

Asa Plays

A sexy man, or a man dating/fucking multiple women at once

"U are such an asa plays!"

by Arnehappycock January 24, 2022

Bumm Play

Bumm Play is a sexual act where two individuals create stimulation by rubbing butts together at a rapid pace which in turn creates friction and heat. The act was given the name Bumm Play during a sexual harassment lawsuit at Mongo Logistics where the employer had several employees participate in the act and was subsequently sued for sexual harassment. It is mainly popular in the homosexual community but has recently been performed by heterosexuals as well.

The gay man pulled down his gym shorts and engaged in bumm play with the gay owner of the company.

by Meglodon904 November 29, 2023