I can't go to hell. I'm all out of vacation days.

How will you go to hell if you have work to do man.

Frisk: go to hell.
Burger Pants: I can't go to hell. I'm all out of vacation days.
Frisk: what the hell?

by The True Manchild October 14, 2025

I'm him

A quote after successfully completing a difficult task that was the best for you.

Austin reaves hits a dagger jump shot in game 1 of the 2023 playoffs against the Memphis grizzlies and quotes "I'm him".

by Ethan Thompson February 20, 2025

I'm Baking it

A variant of the slang term "Omning it" popularised by the TV show invincible. Used in reference to when someone is masturbating and reaches such an intense point that they start heating up, hence them "baking" up. Usually followed by someone letting it crust in the intense heat, baking their semen.

That guy is so suave that i'm baking it.

by LeclanMcCone June 16, 2025

I'm smelling poo

When you hear something and you know somethings not right - something "fishy" Instead, you say I'm smelling poo

I hear that Bradford claimed on a birth certificate that a boy was his, but the kid looks nothing like him and blood type is different. I'm smelling poo. I think his wife Shirley put him up to signing a fraudulent birth certificate to hide the real fathers identity out of spite for the true father

by poida August 12, 2021

Don't worry, i'm not a vegan

When you aren't a vegan

hey riad get it through your helmet... Don't worry, i'm not a vegan

by RiadBonerhead March 21, 2017

I'm the calm

Used by English speakers in the region of Balkan on the European continent. It expresses a response to "calm down" instruction.

Used by my friend TitanBlast / Antony1060 and probably by many other Balkan users.

Expressed in high frustration when someone gets called out for not being calm. Example: "I'M THE CALM!!!"

by TitanBlast April 27, 2021

I'm fine.

Girls use this often because they think it's easier to say "I'm fine" then everything that's not. So when a girl reply with "I'm fine" just ask another time if they are sure bc they are probably not fine.

Him: how are you?
Her: I'm fine. (Inside dying)
Him: ok

by Kristine_0099 February 5, 2020