A fake increase in cleaning standards just prior to having friends over to your place.
Fake clean is manifested in a rushed cursory clean, focusing on the tell tale areas that outsiders could be especially judgy about. The thoroughness of the clean will be dictated by whether the guests about to arrive are clean freaks or are fakers just like you.
Fake clean is manifested in a rushed cursory clean, focusing on the tell tale areas that outsiders could be especially judgy about. The thoroughness of the clean will be dictated by whether the guests about to arrive are clean freaks or are fakers just like you.
For fucks sake - forget about picking up the leaves. We’ve gotta start the fake clean early, Barbi and Richard are coming for dinner!
by Smooax September 04, 2020
a completely unreal and planned quarrel between two consenting parties in communication through the full feud period. The online fight is just silly and for fun.
by sl4ywh4ty0uw4nn4sl4y August 31, 2022
a completely made up and and fake online quarrel that has no grounds in the real world and doesn’t actually exist
by sl4ywh4ty0uw4nn4sl4y August 31, 2022
a completely made up and and fake online quarrel that has no grounds in the real world and doesn’t actually exist
by sl4ywh4ty0uw4nn4sl4y August 31, 2022