Free Agent

Something ryan says to dylan in the game The Quarry, when asked whether or not he has a boyfriend

Dylan: “girlfriend?”
Ryan: “uhhh, not exactly.”
Dylan: “boyfriend?”
Ryan: “free agent.”

by Quarryy October 1, 2022

free score

obtaining goods from the local convenient store, without paying,

Hey bro, I just free scored two beers from that liquor store, lets drink up

by bluebrotha September 8, 2019

Free labor

The benefits of slavery

Hym "Isn't it... Isn't it the hundreds of years of free labor? Isn't that the benefit of slavery? You get to tell a guy what to do and if he doesn't do it you're allowed (socially) to violence him? Or girl for that matter. You get to bang all the black chicks you want and you don't have to actually court them. I mean the benefits of slavery are legion for the NOT slave."

by Hym Iam July 30, 2023

free willy

Actually urinating, but hands free at a urinal. Specifically to rip key bumps with your other two hands, semi-discretely.

This is an advanced maneuver, for seasoned pros. Those who have sleight of hand, situational awareness, and lack of both patience and fucks to give.

Dude, there was a big line for the stall, I just went for it, free willy style, smooth as butter. Didn't want to miss the next set.

by Shepshape June 22, 2021

Free legging

When you’re having sex and your girl is bent over a tall bench/desk and she can’t touch the floor. So her legs are just hanging (free legging)

This chick was short when I had her bent over my desk she was free legging by a mile

by Lilporkbelly November 12, 2017

Free eats

Free eats = free food. When you use the words "free food", you have to use them in a sentence for people to understand what you're talking about, such as "there is going to be free food at the party" or "they are giving away free food at the soup kitchen". But when you use "free eats", it's a statement, a sentence of it's own.

Joe: Hey Matt, are you going to the block party?
Matt: No, those people are lame.
Joe: Dude, free eats!
Matt: Oh.....we're SO there!

by Mellow Yellow October 2, 2012

free bobux 100% LEGIT

Free Bobux 100% LEGIT: This phrase is commonly found in scam advertisements, misleading users into thinking they can obtain free Robux (the virtual currency used in Roblox) through illegitimate means. These scams often involve phishing attempts or fraudulent websites designed to steal personal information or Roblox account details. Always remember that the only legitimate ways to earn or obtain Robux are through the official Roblox platform, either by purchasing them or earning them through in-game creations and sales. Stay vigilant and protect your account by avoiding such offers.

User1: Hey, have you heard about that site where you can get free Bobux 100% LEGIT? 🤔

User2: Yeah, I've seen those ads too. Be careful though; they're usually scams trying to steal your account info. 😬

User1: Oh really? I almost fell for it. Thanks for the heads-up! 👍

User2: No problem! It's always best to get Robux through the official Roblox platform to stay safe. 🙂

by burn your fat November 25, 2024