The incorrect time at the bottom of a facebook comment used to make a user feel in control of his time.
Janey is on facebook time, so she is never late.
I wish that I lived my life on facebook time then I would never be late.
I wish that I lived my life on facebook time then I would never be late.
by ChrisDoc3 January 22, 2011
Get the facebook timemug. by Gr00vnSEE January 1, 2012
Get the Facebook Fifthmug. Facebook duty is
1: an individual who call off of work claiming illness or some other personal issues but is caught posting on facebook stating to the effects of " skipped out on work to go take my gf to McDonalds".
2: an individual who signs up for a tour in the armed forces reserve and is caught spending all most all his alleged time while on reserve duty pulling facebook duty.
3: an individual that calls off all appointments with friends and family just so he/she can play games and wax thier Epeen on facebook.
1: an individual who call off of work claiming illness or some other personal issues but is caught posting on facebook stating to the effects of " skipped out on work to go take my gf to McDonalds".
2: an individual who signs up for a tour in the armed forces reserve and is caught spending all most all his alleged time while on reserve duty pulling facebook duty.
3: an individual that calls off all appointments with friends and family just so he/she can play games and wax thier Epeen on facebook.
Friend 1:Did you hear andy got busted pulling facebook duty..
Friend 2: Yea well if he wouldnt post on facebook every hour that wouldnt of happened.
friend 1: Of course when you tell the boss that you would go hang out with them but you noshow and get busted online playing farmville.
Friend 2: Yea well if he wouldnt post on facebook every hour that wouldnt of happened.
friend 1: Of course when you tell the boss that you would go hang out with them but you noshow and get busted online playing farmville.
by jakiro79 March 29, 2011
Get the Facebook dutymug. A non-creepy way of bringing up something you read on Facebook, usually about a conversation not involving you
by synthetic42 July 17, 2009
Get the Overheard on Facebookmug. A feature on Facebook that allows users to live stream what they're doing at that moment. Typically used to stream events, games, vacations, etc., but nowadays people use it to stream something lame like what they're eating for dinner, what they're watching on Netflix, or a million other things we could care less about.
Seriously, if you're gonna use Facebook live, at least show us something worthwhile like your overseas trip or something. Nobody cares what goes on in your day to day life.
by Krackerjacksnacks April 18, 2018
Get the Facebook Livemug. The delibarate act of posting a status, logging off, then logging on again to see if anyone commented.
Me: Hey, didn't you log into Facebook like a million times.
Them: Of course not. I logged in once.
Me: Liar! I knew you were Facebook popping
Them: Of course not. I logged in once.
Me: Liar! I knew you were Facebook popping
by BigassBootyPlaya September 3, 2011
Get the Facebook Poppingmug. When people new to Facebook are constantly online posting statuses that never really make sense.
Often posting statuses that say LMS
"Dude! I just got a Facebook!"
"I can tell. You're totally in Facebook overload."
Often posting statuses that say LMS
"Dude! I just got a Facebook!"
"I can tell. You're totally in Facebook overload."
by BabyJay6 December 5, 2011
Get the Facebook Overloadmug.