Douche Flourish

Awkward and contrived personal flourishes in written communication as a sign-off. Typically used by douche bags as a signal of their self importance. Mainly found in emails, but also text messages, chat and old fashioned paper letters. Typically take the form of letters or symbols, but occasionally, as with The Artist Formerly Known as Prince, leverage wholly new iconography or imagery.

"Did you see Duane's email signature? "Ci@o" What the fuck is that at sign about. What a douche flourish."

by Burt's Bees Knees September 25, 2013

field douche

1. To strip down or disassemble on the spot to clean
2. To douche in a field
3. Emergency cleansing

1. My truck was running lousy so I had to stop and field douche the carb.
2. Wo! look at that cow over there, it really needs a field douche.
3. Get out the car and field douche that thing bitch, your gettin stank all over my upholstery.

by sweatygooch July 30, 2010

douche-sicle

A word used to described an intolerable person. Like a popcicle, only, instead of grape or strawberry, frozen extra-cleansing vinegar douche.

Boy, that guy Steve is such a douche-sicle!

by TheycallmeSpecialK August 15, 2011

douche baggotry

a combination of being a douche and a faggot

Steve: yo yo yo check me out bitchezzzz!
Josh: take your douche baggotry elsewhere!

by roflkitty January 3, 2011

fuck douche

After a man ejaculates inside of a woman's vagina, she runs to the toilet and pushes it out as much as possible.

Quick, use my shirt for a fuck douche. You better not fuck douche on my stomach.

You better not fuck douche on my stomach.

by UserMKnight September 22, 2015

douche bag

A male with a crude, inflated, or outrageous sense of masculinity, expressed with displays lacking in imagination or taste.

Dude, enough with the tank tops, spiked hair and fake tan, you look like a douche bag.

by gladtohelpout February 12, 2010

douche bag

1. a name u call someone whos an idiot
2. something used to clean ur vagina, usually used after ur period.

1. he is such a douche bag!!!
2. my friend looked up the word douche bag on wikipedia and it said a bag for douching.

by xcometxrulesx October 16, 2010