David

David is the type of guy to put metal in the microwave

God I hate that David guy what a bitch

by Davey Hater November 21, 2021

David

David's a pretty tall dude. A skater at heart. At peace with everyone and everything. Universally beloved yet humble. Just a friendly wandering tree.

David: *appears*

Everyone: if it ain't my favorite cunt

by sassysassman November 21, 2021

David

David is the type of guy that you’ll feel coming from a mile away. He’s so fat that he has to order custom made clothes. Besides this David is a pretty cool guy.

Bro your so fat, don’t be a “David”

by 4o8_pabla November 21, 2021

David Mckale

Practically A God/best man alive.

David Mckale is the best man alive and practically a god.

by Da-fish November 21, 2021

David

A really hot Turkish guy, he pulls all the girls like daut there twins and also is has the best game and is the best boyfriend you’ll ever have

David- he is like a loyal person and is just like his dad

by anonymous November 21, 2021

David

Is madly in love with Brianna🧿

David loves a female named brianna

by Bbfuh November 21, 2021

David

The person with the smallest pp in the world like black vagina dog

Smallest pp David!!

by Mklvoaica November 21, 2021