Sloppy Brownie

When you're eating ass and then your partner has diarrhea directly into your mouth.

Friend One: "What are you guys talking about?"

Friend Two: "Your mom is going to die."

Friend Three: "Oh no, that means I wont be getting anymore sloppy brownies!"

by Buckshot Bill January 5, 2019

Sloppy jalopy

Slang for an older woman’s wet vagina

James: Yo Celia's abuella is pretty hot.

Michael: Oh i'd totally ride that sloppy jalopy!

by Jimmy Bird March 11, 2022

sloppy hour

Some act that takes almost an hour might be priced accordingly.

Elif and Michael had a date last night, it was a sloppy hour.

by haroldthefirst November 17, 2016

Sloppy Wisconsin

When someone gives you a blow job with nacho cheese in their mouth.

“Linda gave me a Sloppy Wisconsin last night!”

by August 21, 2022

Sloppy Munt Special

To do a chick doggy style then squeeze her stomach so the faeces flow on to your cock. Then you empty them into a jar along with some urine. Then you fuck the bitch but cum into the jar. Shake the jar well so the concoction becomes a thick paste. Then travel down to the nearest cemetery and dig up a decomposing corpse. Spread the jar contents into all orifices then get a midget to jump up and down on the corpse while you eat all the black organ juices out of the ass. Meanwhile a dog is inserting its penis into your ass and its so good your cum shoots hard into the ground and the midget gets splashback while all the black juices dribble down your mouth.
Person 1: Why is John so happy today?
Person 2: He must have had a sloppy munt special last night.
Person 1: Fuck those are awesome!

Person 1: Why is John so happy today?
Person 2: He must have had a sloppy munt special last night.
Person 1: Fuck those are awesome!

by pomegrante_slayer January 22, 2021

Sloppy sizzler

Setting on a roof while getting your dick sucked. Simultaneously holding a metal rod in the air to try and get electrocuted. Ergo both parties get a little extra sizzle added.

I got a sloppy sizzler last night and my toes are still burning.

by Happy hamburger March 23, 2022

sloppy lunchbox

During intercourse, one partner spreads their gaping asshole wide open for the other to vomit in. The vomiter then proceeds to eat their own vomit out of their partner's ass.

Partner 1: Ohh Jeremy, I love it when you vomit in my butt!

Partner 2: I love your sloppy lunchboxes, Derrick!

by boobfartsmcgee July 30, 2016