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"You look goofy as hell rn" -Ethan
by madsuhs November 6, 2020
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This is my name, but...

We are usually weird as fuck in elementary school, being the weird, "stinky" kids, but all we wanted to do was just fit in, but as we grow older, we usually obtain lesser interests and become a lot more normal, if you will, and we are usually very laid back, chill, love gaming and sports a little too much, and we are usually overweight, but we love to cuddle, go on long drives, plane rides, hates skydiving or bungee jumping, usually likes the shit sports teams and we are very understanding and easy to talk to most of the time. We are also funny as hell, like we are born comedians, all we do is make people laugh, and we are also extremely SUS, to a point where people start to think that we might actually be gay. And we are really good at cuddling as well, our big, chubby bodies keep you warm most of the time
"Ayo Ethan, I have no clue if your just super dirty or gay"
"Ethan's cuddles are so warm, it made me fall asleep"
"Ethan did not like bungee jumping off the bridge"
by Brazilian Redneck October 20, 2020
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Someone that suffers from dwarfism.
Ethan is really small
by Jamesspud7 August 15, 2022
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Ethan The Meme

A young man who runs from the storm with butthole flowers to take with him
Oh look there at Ethan The Meme running about!
by Buttholeflower123 May 17, 2018
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Ethan ”smoking on that jessica pack” “smoking that Jessica og kush”
Ethan is a funny guy
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A verb derived from the Youtuber and Streamer Crankgameplays/Ethan Nestor

To goof your words without knowledge and then standing by them
"Did you hear Chris the other day? He was saying some anecdote and Ethan'd !"

"I was at a party earlier, and I saw that someone brought almond fuck."

"What is almond fuck? Did you mean Fudge?"
"No! They actually brought almonds that knew how to bang!"
"Dude. you totally just Ethan'd"
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Ethan is a type of person who has trouble trusting people and has a small group of friends. he likes to listen to music a lot and drinks energy drinks 24/7. But when his friends try to get him to open up he closes up even more. ethan has some mental issues and will shut you out when things get unberable but hes secretly sooooo sweet and genuinely loves to cuddle randomly and won't say what hes truely feeling because its embarrising.
person: dude whats up with Ethan lately
person 2: idk i thinks hes just been going through some stuff lately
person 3: yk mabye this time he'll finally tell us whats bothering him so much
by Jamal_isetanzzz April 29, 2022
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