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French Gunfire

The act of making your urine multishot (split urine) and then spraying it at another woman with malicious intent.
Jenna: "I was totally French Gunfired last night!"
by Vladimir Carti February 11, 2020
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French Press

When you show up to an ice rink with a boner, then pretend to not know how to ice skate and intentionally grab women from behind and pull them down to fall on your boner.
Im heading to union square for a little French Press at the Christmas tree lighting.
by Bukkake de beppo November 15, 2023
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French Vanilla kinky

When someone is not vanilla sexually but is not a fully kinky sexually.
Are they vanilla in the bedroom? No they are french vanilla kinky.
by Kinkynurse October 18, 2021
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French

Coming from the Roblox game Entrenched, it is a derogatory term for someone who is on the French team in that game.
Oh my God, that French guy just killed me.

See also: Frenchy in the Trenchy
by Buttquack September 3, 2022
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Take French leave

To leave someone without saying goodbye
"When they found that our masters were too vigilant for them, they take French leave of us, and ran along the beach with incredible swiftness..."
by Voortrekker June 25, 2024
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French Pinecone

The act of combining the actions of The French Victory and the Pinecone Plunge. The primary objective is to add an extra layer of difficulty, personal humiliation, reputational gain, and physical pain and harm to the actions required in the French Victory.

Step 1. Shove a pinecone up your ass, with every subsequent deciduous seed pod adding an extra scoring bracket to the distance covered by the French Victory.

Step 2. Find a suitable romantic partner. The ideal is to locate one that is a sufficient distance to your own residence, such that it is easy to cover a large amount of ground while running backward.

Step 3. Initiate the actions of the French Victory, while maintaining all of the pinecones in your rectum.

Step 4. Have an acquaintance track your speed and distance.
Step 5. Congratulations! You have completed a round of the French Pinecone! Submit your score in the form of a wordy, lengthy, incredibly detailed of your experience as a message attached to any donation to your political representatives!
Steve: "Hey did you hear? Last night at the party, Craig did three vials of ket, drank an old 4Loko someone had, and ran two whole bouts of the French Pinecone on BOTH of David's sisters!"
Nathan: "How the fuck is he still alive?"
Steve: "Oh he's actually not, the funeral is two weeks from now."
by njganjgnijadf April 6, 2022
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French Surrender

This is a Connect-4 move, which involves the Other Player sub-consciouly surrendering to the Player by letting them get 4 horizontal tokens in a row. This move is distinct from the Norwegian Pincer due to their only being one valid spot to place the winning token. Meaning that it is entirely possible for the Other Player to block it.
"Did they just french surrender" - Player
"Did I just french surrender" - Other (French) Player
by Jyenormous May 20, 2024
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