Charlotte hot waffle

son in law craps on moms head and husband hits it with a tennis racket

Jerry gave Tina a charlotte hot waffle because she was a little mouthy.

by dick-tater April 4, 2024

mexican trunk waffle

shitting in a roll away bed then folding it back up and leaving it for an unsuspecting guest

we were staying at maurice's but when we went to sleep there was a mexican trunk waffle left behind so we just slept on the couch.

by goatalingus kahn May 6, 2024

nigga nigga waffle house

a word to describe anyone or anything

“yo i just got a new cart it’s so nigga nigga waffle house”
or
“you look good asf in that outfit, slay nnwh”

by bellalovesbwc April 20, 2025

Black Belgium Waffle Kid

Used to describe a black kid made out of Belgium waffles. In Belgium, waffles are used to fix broken things. Me in Belgium…

I feel like Black Belgium Waffle Kid, I can’t take it anymore.

by Kevin Emmett Paul March 5, 2026

Biloxi Dumpster waffle

When you take the waitress from the waffle house in biloxi out back to give her a hard pounding over the truck of your 1986 Buick grand national while smoking crystal meth and the tag light illuminates her coochie that resembles a dirty waffle.

Man I went to the waffle house and the waitress gave me the house special a "biloxi dumpster waffle".

by Coalroller001 November 13, 2025

I’ll pancake you with a waffle maker.

Another way to tell someone you love them without them knowing what you mean.

Person 1: I’ll pancake you with a waffle maker.
Person 2: What?

by Naughtical Seal April 11, 2023

A bong with a side of waffle fries

When two people have sexual intercourse and one ejaculates into a cup or any object that can hold the seamen and then is poured into a bong with water and mixed in. Then crush up the weed and smoke it and the the left over seamen is used to suck into a straw then stuffed up the bum and spit it all out into the anal hole until none left so when the person shits the shit will be white.

Me n my bf went to a party and there was a crazy chick called raphi fisher who stank of poo and was as hairy as punch the monkey who then said let me have a bong with a side of waffle fries but no one wanted to go near her because that bush was sticking out from the side of her pants.

by I hate Indians February 27, 2026