common turd

Direct response to reply back to someone who calls you a douchebag, as use of the word douchebag has become so common place that the man or woman using the word has become such a plebeian pawn and hasn't realized this that they have most certainly become a common turd as a result.

Andrew: "You've been a passive/aggressive douchebag through this entire conversation!"

Mr. Jensen: "And seeing your chocie of words Andrew, you are obviously a common turd..."

by Seemerlin August 30, 2011

Turd

new Zealands version of freshman.

Name of a person starting their first year of college (high school) in new Zealand& Australia

Fucken turds blocked the toilets again

by Lassyloo March 6, 2019

turd grader

a small child who is a turd.
someone who is annoying.
a way to make fun of third graders.

ie: get out if my way turd grader

by notAturdGrader October 10, 2021

Turd Burger

Some one who is horrible on the inside (e.g. Personality) but good on the outside (e.g. Physical appearance)

Girl 1: "Brian is such a jerk"

Girl 2: "yeah he's a total Turd Burger "
Girl 3: "Yeah he has a mean personality but he's still pretty hot "

by Its_Kyle July 30, 2017

fetal turd

the sense that fecal material will need to be expelled at some point in the near future, but that the material is not yet formed enough to be born

" i might have to wait a little while before i embark on that long car drive. i believe i feel a fetal turd heartbeat "
i'm "preggers" with a fetal turd !

by michael foolsley July 22, 2022

TuRD

Toyota Uncool Racing development

Toyota Tacoma TuRD or a Toyota Corolla TuRD

by EMD F59PHI December 31, 2023

Turd Clapper

Being a Shit-bag to the extent that you are like a turd that makes your ass cheeks clap as it exits the butt-hole.

Someone who claps turds.

Jimmy is such a turd clapper in class.

by Alpha Fire Wolf September 17, 2023