Malcolms Toe

When your big toe's toenail will not grow without cracking.

While riding on a bus, a tall man wearing cowboy boots crushed my big toe destroying the nail bed. Malcolms toe is unable to produce a strong nail and always breaks.

by anonymous March 17, 2023

Twinkle toes

A name for a old man named Derek, a paedophile that you should stay away from at all costs. This bloke lurks around Norfolk and he waits for kiddies outside of any school and rapes them in public. He was arrested for child raping, trafficking and was caught doing crack and feeding his basement kids meth

Twinkle toes was raping a kid in his shitty apartment while the army was on the hunt for this fellow. He is that much of a scummy man, the army is sent out for him

by MC_Barry_is_god_420 October 13, 2020

Bunkle Toes

*noun* | /ˈbʌŋ-kəl tōz/

**1.** A person who walks loud as hell for no reason; their footsteps sound like a whole marching band.

**2.** Someone whose fashion sense is so questionable, it starts at the shoes and gets worse from there.

**3.** A funky old head from the block who always got random wisdom and busted sneakers.

**Example 1:**

"Bruh, I knew you was coming up the stairs—yo Bunkle Toes havin' self stomp like you mad at the ground."

**Example 2:**

"Why you got them neon green Crocs with the church socks? You out here lookin' like Bunkle Toes.

by KingSuede April 23, 2025

toes

a delicious delicacy that involves paprika and cheese and is a common dish in the eastern parts of the world.

"can you pass the toes?"

by pikmin64 May 5, 2021

Stepping on someone else’s toes

When at a corner store or any business establishment, where you're trying to conduct a business transaction and somebody comes to try and interfere in your transaction trying to conduct the business of their own.

A bro why are you stepping on someone else’s toes man, let bro conduct his business transaction and you stop trying to be janky bro.

by Zaerock777 May 26, 2024

Ve-toe

When yo middle toe is longer than yo big toe and you throw yo toes at somebody

Bitch don’t be throwin yo Ve-toes at me when I tell you my opinions

by Colornotes September 28, 2019

Toe my hence!

A proclamation of shock where one must call upon a power higher than him or herself for help in order to remain calm. Same meaning as the following: 1) Oh my God! 2) Good Lord! 3) Jesus Christ! 4) Dear Lord and Savior! 5) Holy Christ above! 6) Barbra Streisand in Yentl! 7) Jesus, Mary, and Joseph! 8) Mother of Holy God! 9) Christ Almighty! 10) Jesus Christ and the Argonauts!

Toe my hence! I thought Kate Hudson's career was over but she is actually really amazing in season 4 of 'Glee'.

by cmb428 November 29, 2012