When one smells the sweet smell of ones anus while licking the twat juices thus resulting in her saying "Oh God"
by ArmyDitchDoc September 24, 2021
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When you get jerked you become happy therefore you let loose you naturally occurring lubricant know as pre-cum or happy grease
When you get jerked you become happy therefore you let loose you naturally occurring lubricant know as pre-cum or happy grease
by Fappypotatopancake February 18, 2015
Get the happy greasemug. When someone’s happy
by Janah happy August 20, 2019
Get the Happymug. A figment of your imagination
by Dildorider99 November 22, 2021
Get the Happinessmug. by peepeegeegee July 28, 2021
Get the happy santamug. A tornado swept through the town.
All the buildings were destroyed, and any human still alive was buried under rubble or evacuated.
And under all the rubble and destruction, there was a gardener.
The gardener had just enough space to kneel, and had dust and dirt all over their face.
They were kneeling over something small and delicate.
A firefighter pulled the rubble away, and saw the trapped gardener.
They pulled the gardener out of the rubble, and saw what they were kneeling over.
A small, white flower.
And the firefighter looked at the gardener in confusion, but they replied simply.
"This flower is my Happiness."
All the buildings were destroyed, and any human still alive was buried under rubble or evacuated.
And under all the rubble and destruction, there was a gardener.
The gardener had just enough space to kneel, and had dust and dirt all over their face.
They were kneeling over something small and delicate.
A firefighter pulled the rubble away, and saw the trapped gardener.
They pulled the gardener out of the rubble, and saw what they were kneeling over.
A small, white flower.
And the firefighter looked at the gardener in confusion, but they replied simply.
"This flower is my Happiness."
by JayGhost February 25, 2024
Get the Happinessmug. What happened to happiness not being a metric for virtue? Oooooooooh. It's a metric when it's convenient. It's convenient when you can use it as a cudgel to disparage your opposition for their lack of it. Or your a priori presupposition that they lack it.
Hym "I still maintain that happiness is a warm gun but you see how full of shit they (not the jews in general but those people specifically) are? Just a second ago happiness isn't the thing you for which you should be striving. Like.... You have 100 videos of YOU saying that happiness is not a measure of virtue. And now you are using lack of happiness as evidence of LACK of virtue. You can't have it both ways. My proposition isn't even that you SHOULDN'T have kids. It's that having children is divorced from virtue in the way that happiness was divored from virtue... I mean, up until 69 second ago. You'd think you'd try to push back on the deceitful jew stereotype by... you know... not being deceitful... or not being a jew.... convert to MY religion. You don't get to be the intimation of God anymore but... You know there's good television for you to watch... 🤷 This is what the 'reality is perception' crowd is like. Reality isn't reality. Reality is how I'm framing it from moment to moment. Regardless of the lack of continuity in my speech. Look at him. Watch him. Watch him try to reframe it so he can have it both ways. Or just distance himself from the position until you forget and then use one or the other of the two opposing positions, whenever it's convenient."
by Hym Iam February 15, 2023
Get the Happinessmug.