David Pring

This bloke is the number #1 Frankston snitch, sells acid tabs from his mum/dad's house while claiming centrelink.

David Pring how many tabs can I get for 50 bucks?

by frangaganga July 29, 2020

Doing a David

When you ignore a fact because your phone tells you otherwise.

Wendy: It's snowing outside.
David: (looks at phone) No it's not, it's raining.

Bradley: Oh he's doing a David again!

by Big-t Tarzan December 1, 2023

David

A black witch from Brazil who can be found on prisonpenpals.com

David: I'm a black witch from Brazil so be careful

by Hondacf100! November 1, 2021

David Dose

An obscene amount of a certain or any drug to be taken at one time. Could be for recreational or medicinal use. (to picture how much that is, it’s about 300mg of weed edibles, 500ug of acid, 7g of shrooms, 8 shots of 80 proof vodka)

Guy 1: “Yo, I’m gonna take some acid. how much should I do?”

Guy 2: “If you do the David Dose, I’ll do a David Dose of weed.”

Guy 1: “Fuck yeah.”

by Davie :,) May 8, 2020

David

Lowkey acoustic and restarted

"Yo, you know David?"

"Yeah, he's the guy in special education."

by successful_wing January 18, 2024

David Wise

One of the greatest music producers of all time responsible for creating many peoples' childhoods and the genius behind the greatest track ever, Stickerbush Symphony.

David Wise is the best.

by The Wild Weston March 3, 2022

David

is a hot guy who is respectful and funny he is quite but overprotective and will do anything and everything for his true love no matter what. He will always be there no matter what is happening at that moment and will kill anybody who hurts the people he cares about.

David is truly the best boyfriend ever!

by The nightmare of life September 8, 2021