pig dick

The phallus of a farm animal. Most often a furry, scaly, snouted farm animal with a phallus.

Did you see that pig dick?
Yes... Yum!

by Ha that’s funny February 18, 2021

Pig-ling

Pig-ling is an Asian pig

Wow! look its the famous Pig-ling!

by keiticakes February 18, 2025

Pig

Pigs are majestic and amazing creatures. Pigs are amazing and warm hearted. Used to describe people who bring joy and happiness to everyone they meet. Distant relative to Whales

Ava is such a pig, almost like her cousin Kira. “Ava get off the couch you pig!”

by DannyPhilospher May 23, 2020

smashing the pig

To expel ones extra weight from the ball bag by vigorously wanking ones self into a coma

Dean'o - Here John'o you look tired r kid

John'o - Yeah mate I was up until 3am smashing the pig like a boss

Dean'o - You top geeza I bet your crusty dream catcher is ruined

by IT Dave November 25, 2014

tiny pig nibbler

Someone who picks on another person, usually a younger obese child with red hair, pale skin, and freckles.

Butch: "Hey, Thurman Merman, *insults*!!!!"

Tyrone: "Maaaan, dat pinky is a tiny pig nibbler.."

by DiabetesKidlol August 22, 2011

pigs don't fly

a phrase meaning "normal" and "civilized" (however one defines these words) people don't behave the way you do

a boy, after attending physical science class in elementary school, tries putting scissors in the kitchen plug.

His mother starts admonishing him:

mother: is this f-sag you twit? what are you doing, you'll create sparks, burn the house down. Pigs don't fly. Go to your room now (starts chasing him with a broom)

boy: I can attach balloons to anything i want, no?

by Sexydimma March 9, 2013

Pig twat

Brittany martin

Brittany martin is a pig twat yo...you ain't ever seen such a selfish dope smoking face Pickens 💩

by Gyeahh October 8, 2022