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octopus fucking a bag pipe

A term used by professional divers (see monkey fucking a football) to describe a particular person or organizations discombobulated attempt to complete a task. (Note the diver has air hoses and is underwater)
Holy shit! You’re so tangled in your own lines and hoses you look like an octopus fucking a bag pipe.
by Cubs4388 October 30, 2020
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Hairy Poo pipe

It’s a place where poofy things escape occasionally out the hole of your poop shoot. Poop shoots only happen if you don’t wax your eyebrows. This way you don’t get dingleberrys.
Gary Gary the Yamaha Fairy is a Hairy Poo Pipe From a hairy poo hole which only squirts accordingly. (Squirtingly) That squirtster!
by HairyPieHole November 10, 2020
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Catfish Shit Pipe

A daring sexual manuver , in wich the female will be in the cowgirl position, While she is bouncing on your dick you shove your hand in her mouth and grab hold of her jaw then proceed to time her bounce. At the apex of her bounce quickly thrust your hips back till your dick is fully out of her vagina. As the female partner is coming back down quickly adjust so your dick goes up her ass. Make sure your have a firm grip on her jaw as she jumps off your dick and falls off the bed. Once she is off the bed pick her up by her jaw just like hillbilly hand fishing.
Hey my wife was being a real bitch so I gave her the good old catfish shit pipe last night. It straightend her right out!
by THE COON AND FREINDS November 12, 2020
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Catfish Shit Pipe

A daring sexual manuver , in wich the female will be in the cowgirl position, While she is bouncing on your dick you shove your hand in her mouth and grab hold of her jaw then proceed to time her bounce. At the apex of her bounce quickly thrust your hips back till your dick is fully out of her vagina. As the female partner is coming back down quickly adjust so your dick goes up her ass. Make sure your have a firm grip on her jaw as she jumps off your dick and falls off the bed. Once she is off the bed pick her up by her jaw just like hillbilly hand fishing.
Hey my wife was being a real bitch so I gave her the good old Catfish Shit Pipe last night. It straightend her right out!
by THE COON AND FREINDS November 12, 2020
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Dallas drain pipe

When you get done after a sloppy Dallas and she swollows all the dip and cum
Dang girl, I didn’t expect my sloppy Dallas to turn into a Dallas drain pipe
by Dallas dan October 19, 2020
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pickles and pies

The go to place in Rockaway when you are drunk high or all the above. You go here at 4 in the morning or once you wake up for a BEC and an Arizona. Everyone is friends with the cashiers and we all know the code for the bathroom. Pickles is also used to get a six pack every know and then. Taste best after a beach party in the summer when you remember it when you wake up.
Mike: you where are you going it’s 3am
Matt: going to pickles and pies to get a BEC
by Rockaway-kid January 5, 2021
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The Open Pipe

A man with the girl knowing puts anal bead standing up and when she sits on em they'll ram up her ass then he rips em out leaving a pipe sized hole
Girl:Ow that hurts like hell
Guy: Sorry it's just the open Pipe maneuver
by Craopycraopy January 20, 2021
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