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constipated overrated old lady

Something that primary school kids say to insult each other, or give a really bad backhanded compliment. Together, the first letters of each word equal “COOL”.
Person 1: hey, you’re cool

Person 2: thanks!

Person 1: you’re a Constipated Overrated Old Lady!

Person 2: *leaves*
by Cwass0nt June 6, 2021
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how old is trey sartorius

Trey Sartorius was born May 30 2003 (age 15). Trey Sartorius is 15 years old.
How Old Is Trey Sartorius?. The Nickelodeon star Trey Sartorius is 15 years old
by Nickelodeon Team July 28, 2018
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old man nut shuffle

The method used by old (and sometimes young) men when preparing to eat a handful of nuts. First fill the palm of the hand with nuts, lightly close the hand, and shuffle back and forth before bringing the hand up to drop a few perfectly positioned nuts in the mouth. Technique can be applied to any small loose snack or candy. The shuffle motion is comparable to that used when shaking dice for gaming.
Can you believe Uncle Frank ate a whole 1 pound bag of trail mix??!! His wrist must’ve been sore from all of the old man nut shuffle action.
by ##thatswhatmomsaid April 9, 2023
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The Old Lady Thin Lip

When someone is giving a blowjob and they tuck their teeth behind their lips, making their face look like an old lady with no teeth, gummin' your dick around her mouth.
She's hot, but she gave me the old lady thin lip on my tip.
by Chingthething December 11, 2017
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Old Guy Syndrome (OGS)

A condition in which men take on certain qualities, such as slower movement, complaints about non-specific pain, an inability to hear anything else but a television, flatulence, sleeplessness, or sleeping until noon, forgetfulness, and an extremely critical view of others, many have delusions about an omnipotent "they" who seem to direct their activities. A remarkable recovery is usually observed when one OGS sufferer is contacted by another OGS.
One who suffers from Old Guy Syndrome (OGS) OGS may be observed mindlessly turning a flashlight on and off for more than 15 minutes to determine whether it works.
by Benjy12 January 22, 2013
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Old Bridge High School

A place you can buy Juul pods off of anyone, mad fights, annoying teachers who don't know how to teach, whores, fuckboys, dab pens, crappy lunches, but an amazing ShopRite, and annoying bitches who don't know how to keep their mouth SHUT!
Girl: hey did you hear that scream?
Me: yea it was probably Brittany being the loud white bitch that she is thinking sheds gonna fight someone.No biggie.
Girl: oh right, do u have a cart of Juul pod I can hit I won't get caught.

Me: Yea we are in Old Bridge High school, why not!
by whoreyeehaw101 July 8, 2019
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Welcome to old country buffet

when you go to the old country buffet in a large group and your waiter says "Welcome to old country buffet" really slowly.
"Dude, remember welcome to old country buffet. and wait 15 seconds for the ice cream machine, or the fat mechanic."
by #1jolly roger May 11, 2009
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