School Bathrooms

The only place with more smoke than the fog machine section at Spirt Halloween.

Me: imma take a piss

Friend: you better bring a gas mask bro

Poster was found dead in one of the School Bathrooms later that day

by MayoIsHere September 6, 2021

high school

A disgusting and parasitic institution that destroys any hopes and dreams you may have. The students are a bunch of fucking assholes who's only goal in life is to get drunk, pick on the "unpopular" kids and experiment with drugs. Whoever tells you that high school was the best four years of their life were either rich, attractive, smart or popular. Once you get into college, you will realise what a joke and complete shit of an institute high school really was and whatever you learned in those shitty and awkward four years won't count for shit in the real world.

high school will suck your blood and soul out of your body in the most painful and brutal way possible

by Samsteve98 March 7, 2017

Elementary school

The only place on earth were you learn how to square dance and play the recorder

Mom: how was your first day at Elementary school jimmy?
Jimmy: (pulls out recorder) hOt CrOsS BUns
Mom:ah shit-

by Uncookedcactus July 4, 2019

School Stream

A type of music or a song that are not always mainstream but are popular in your school

Guy1"hey bro did you hear that new track called Still C.R.B
Guy2"Bro what are you on"
Guy1"Must be only school stream
Guy2"Or your just the first mate on the ship called Salty seamen"

by Hunter williams October 25, 2009

I’m in school

Yeah, me to

I’m in school and its boring as hell

by Dragonhuntrrr March 5, 2021

eggars school

Massive shithole of a school. Created by some div 400 years ago since then has been run throughout the centuries by Mrs Danks. Sully the headteacher is "leaving" the school because the police busted his child trafficking operation. Full of chavs and battymen, do not enter the maths toilets unless you want to suffocate and die from vape smoke. Teeming with dickhead teachers, Mr Roach and Mr Brand are chill but avoid everyone else especially Mr Dance as he will chase you around particularly if you have dark skin. Generally good idea to not ever come here, Heath End is probably better which is saying a lot.

"What secondary did you go to?"
"Went to Eggars School, left me scarred."
"Eggars? My mate went there, some blonde cunt sparked him for no reason and the teachers put him in detention for blocking the corridoor while unconscious."
"I know right, it's so awful there."

by ShroomSalesman August 3, 2023

Online school

A stressful mental torture chamber where they don't teach you anything important for life.

Guy 1: You did online school?
Guy 2: Yeah, got me depressed and stressed.

by Fizzzyy February 12, 2021